June 2012
everyone else's anons: omg you're so beautiful like wow i love you your blog is my religion can i marry you please? your music taste is asdfghjkl and your HAIR omg i want your hair and have you even looked at your eyes wow please you're perfect marry me
my anons: you like free stuff, and we like marketing research. head over to tumblrmarketing(.)com, fill in a short survey and claim your free gift.
me every night: ok tomorrow i'll never eat again
rryland:
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
edgur:
life is like a box of chocolates
i don’t have a box of chocolates
me: hi
2 seconds later
me: why didn't they reply oh my god do they hate me this is all my fault why do i suck so much i'm so needy and weird and i hate everything i'm never talking to anybody again
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
kanyewesticle:
(not taken with instagram)
my life... lol
me: ask me anything?
followers: let's just ignore her
why can’t I be one of those naturally skinny girls that has the metabolism of a 5 year old and gets to eat everything in sight who also wakes up with glowing skin and has singing birds do her hair
cyberbullys:
send me your credit card + pin and i’ll rate your blog.
did literallysame make this post
me 5 seconds ago: i'm so happy
me 4 seconds ago: i'm so sad
me 3 seconds ago: i want to die
me 2 seconds ago: i want to live forever
me 1 second ago: i need drugs
